I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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