They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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