I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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