If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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