Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
