Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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