the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize