Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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