And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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