i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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