You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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