I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Damn victory sex feels great
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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