It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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