So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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