awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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