Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
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It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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