I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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