we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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