Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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