I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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