I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
