That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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