nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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