So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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