wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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