I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I love you.
Bad choice
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