I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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