idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
My Sexting was not on an AP level
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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