i jhust puked up my retainher.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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