There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
handjob tips. give me some.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
The Olympian is in my bed
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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