I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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