Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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