whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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