Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It's never too late to be topless.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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