didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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