How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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