She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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