dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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