so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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