she looked like the bat from fern gully.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
