So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
one two three fourrrrnication!
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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