Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
