My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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