He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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