So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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