Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
