sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
