so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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