I'm lost and stupid without you.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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