she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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