Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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