Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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