I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Randomize
